Blunda, Christian - Funky Punks in Space - New LP

IT'S HERE!!! Synth punk from Mr. Mean Jean, the set featuring loads of cuts that fans of the Mean Jeans will dig for days, but also stretching the sounds like a glob of Bazooka Joe, stretching the sounds like a Slinky out to outer space, hooked to the pole called Ramonescore like a rope on a teether ball at Rock n Roll High School, nailed down to the ground with the tethers built by the Ramones but blasting off in a rocket space built during the days of Sputnik and Apollo launches!!!  I was looking forward to hear this, knew Green Noise had to stock it, but figured it was a novelty I didn't need to own myself, but I gotta have more faith in Brother Blunda, instantly added this to my own collection (which you gotta be careful about, learned that lesson as a teenager selling toot, don't get hooked on your own junk if you don't want to go broke...but sometimes, you wrap your back teeth around the tip of the Bic pen, yank out the innards and go to town.)  Slap this platter on your record player and kick over that tray of the Soylent Green crackers, crank this one and cram your pockets full of Space Sticks, launch yourself into the future of tomorrow's yesterdays, splash down into the summer of 2022.  Go-go-go!!! -- winch